I'm a porn star and director. But even though I have access to any number of beautiful people, the fact is that even the highest-quality porn production doesn't have half the budget of a mainstream film set. Which is why it's so frustrating for me to turn on the TV and see a low-quality sex scene in a movie. With this in mind, I've compiled some of the lamest, most cringe-worthy, shudder-inducing sex scenes of all time. These directors had absolutely no excuse for producing such trash. Come on, Hollywood — get it together.
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The Guardian described those in the latter as though they were directed by someone who has never actually had sex. What better way to kick off this list than the sex scene widely regarded as the most unintentionally hilarious of all time. One particular sex scene is largely to blame, as the one-time Jessie Spano and should-know-better Kyle MacLachlan wildly thrash around in a swimming pool like a couple of dolphins caught in a fishing net. Berkley and MacLachlan appear relatively restrained compared to the two adulterous leads in drama Damage. Here, Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche dramatically writhe around like two wild cats on heat in various scenes which aim for lustful but end up being purely laughable. Poor Lea Thompson.
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Please refresh the page and retry. W hen sex scenes go wrong, the results are embarrassing, bewildering and, most of all, funny. There are billowing net curtains. She then straddles Willem Dafoe, in the role of Gullible Defence Attorney, and proceeds to pour molten wax over his chest, with a chaser of champagne dribbles, laps up this dubious cocktail, and then moves to repeat the process… lower down.
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